Fancy Schmancy Wool Fiber Chemistry

Welcome to the esteemed Institute of Fancy Schmancy prophets of Wool Fiber Chemistry. Where we delve into the intricacies of the most esoteric and bewildering branch of science.

Here, we explore the mystical realm of wool fibers prophets, where the air is sweet with the scent of lanolin and the earth is rich with the hum of spinning.

Our team of expert scholars have spent years studying the intricacies of Merino, Shetland, and Qiviqutik fibers. They've cracked the code on how to make a sweater that's 90% wool and 10% regret.

But don't just take our word for it! Click on the links below to explore our subfields:

A picture of a wool fiber in space

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually make a sweater with the information provided.