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Breaking news: local sheep population reaches new heights, still not enough.

We have confirmed reports that the local sheep population has increased by 5% in the past quarter. Experts say it's a sign of the apocalypse, while others claim it's just a good excuse for more sheep puns.

Top Stories:

• Sheepish: Local sheep spotted wearing tiny sombrero in downtown area
• Breaking: Sheep found stuck in tree, still trying to get down
• Sheepish: Local sheep starts its own podcast, 'Sheep on the Street'

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