Cotton Candy Sorter

Glittering Glitter Sorting Facility

Warning: The following sorting process is not for the faint of heart. Or the weak of stomach. Or the easily-irritated-by-glitter-when-it-getting- sorted.

Our state-of-the-art facility utilizes a combination of algorithms, robotics, and sheer, unadulterated whimsy to sort cotton candy into an infinite array of colors, textures, and sparkliness.

View our Sparkly Sorting Machine for a glimpse into the magic.

View our Glittery Glittery Glittery Glittery Glittery Glittery Glittery Glittery Glittery sorted Glitter for a truly transcendent experience.

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