The first step in the Magical Method of Wool Sorting is to gaze upon the unsorted mass of wool with an unblinking eye. This is not just any gaze, my friends, but a gaze imbued with the weight of a thousand unfulfilled hopes and dreams. A gaze that says, "I will not be defeated by this tangled mess!"
Inspect each individual thread, feeling the subtle nuances of its texture. Are there imperfections? Ah, yes, there are imperfections. The faintest hint of unevenness, a whisper of a snag. These are not mere blemishes; these are character-building moments.
And so, with each thread examined, the sorting process begins in earnest.