Welcome, dear customer, to the most valuable pile of wool you'll ever lay eyes on! This isn't just any ordinary wool, no, this is the crème de la crème of fleece. Worth more than all the sheep in the land!
Our expert team of highly trained (and highly paid) sheep herders have carefully curated this selection of the finest, most exclusive wool in the world.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our subpage on Why is it so Expensive? for the full story.
It's simple really, we're talking about the finest, hand-knitted, small-batch, artisanal, farm-to-table, artisanal, farm-fresh, organic, gluten-free, soy-free, vegan, cruelty-free... you get the idea. This wool is so pure, so refined, so utterly divine that the cost of production is, shall we say, "priceless".
But don't worry, we're not just charging you an arm and a leg for it. No, no, no. We're offering it to you at a special, one-time, limited-time-only, limited-quantity, once-in-a-lifetime, never-to-be-repeated, not-to-be-beaten, can't-possibly-possibly-be-beaten, utterly-ridiculous... (You get the idea.) price.
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