Shetland's Most Reluctant Wool Sorters

The Lazy Sorter's Guide

Warning: Do not try this at home! Our sorters are experts in procrastination, but not necessarily in orderchartInstance.

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A picture of a confused sheep in front of a pile of wool

Current Sort Status:

We're currently sorting 0 sheep's worth of wool. Because, honestly, we're not really trying that hard.

Sorting History:

Our sorters have sorted 23 sheep's worth of wool in the past 24 hours. That's a record! (We're not sure what the previous record was, but we're pretty sure it was lower.)

Our sorters are experts in finding ways to avoid actually sorting, but they're getting better at it every day.