Welcome to the Worsted Sorters Guild!

We're a group of expert Worsted sorters, dedicated to bringing you the finest, most exquisite, and most meticulously sorted wool in the land!

(Note: Please do not attempt to sort your wool yourself, as our guild has a strict no-tampering policy. Our sorters are highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who can sort your wool faster than you can say "I'm a sheep in wolf's clothing".)

Our sorting process involves several steps:

1. Step 1: We sort our wool into neat little piles of varying degrees of orderliness.
2. Step 2: We apply our patented "Worsted Wizardry" algorithm, which ensures that every fiber is perfectly placed and aligned.
3. Step 3: We inspect our handiwork for any signs of disorder or rebellion.

Get your Worsted Sorter Certification to join our ranks!