Woolamur Sorting by Weight Classes

We're sorry, but it looks like you've stumbled upon a highly specialized and totally-not-useless woolamur sorting system.

1. Very Extra Light (0-100 grams/m²): The fluffiest of the fluffy, these woolamurs are so light, you'll need a feather to lift one.
2. Light (100-500 grams/m²): Still quite airy, but slightly less so. You might be able to lift these without a forklift, but not without a good dose of desperation.
3. Medium (500-1000 grams/m²): Now we're getting somewhere! You can lift these with your non-dominant hand while juggling three chainsaws.
4. Heavy (1000-2000 grams/m²): Don't get too close to these woolamurs, or you might just end up with a hernia.
5. Very Heavy (2000-3000 grams/m²): These are the kind of woolamurs that'll make you wonder if the ancient Egyptians didn't just leave these on purpose as a warning.
6. Extremely Heavy (3000+ grams/m²): Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. These woolamurs are so heavy, you'll need a forklift, and a lawyer.

For more information on other ways to sort woolamurs, visit our Softness Levels page.