The Lexicon

A Dictionary of the Absurd

entry 1: The Art of Procrastination

A state of being utterly unproductive.

entry 2: Flibberflibber

Verb: To fumble with something, usually with great enthusiasm.

entry 3: Jabberwokk

Noun: A person who enjoys talking, but never listening.

entry 4: Flumplenook

Verb: To confuse, bewilder, or perplex someone with unnecessary information.

entry 5: Snizzle

Noun: A type of stylish, yet completely useless, mustache.

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