In a world where productivity is the ultimate goal, it's surprising that Procrastination is still a thing. A noble pursuit, if you will. Our lexicon entry of the month delves into the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing.
Definition: The art of putting off tasks until the absolute last minute, often with great fanfare and ceremony. A delicate dance of avoidance, distraction, and creative justification.
Example: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Procrastination Mode." - Your friend who hasn't done their taxes in three years.
Etymology: Procrastination, from the Latin "procrastinare," meaning "to delay or put off." A word that's been around since the dawn of humanity, when our ancestors were too busy watching Netflix to, you know, actually do anything.
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