Welcome to the Lexicon of Lexiconic Lexiconics, a repository of words that are just slightly more complicated than they need to be. We've got Lexiconic Lexiconics 101, where you'll learn the basics of using words that are 2% more obscure than the rest. Or, if you're feeling fancy, check out Lexiconic Phrases, where you'll discover the art of stringing together multiple lexiconic words to create a sentence that'll make you sound like a real wordsmith.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Lexiconic Syllogisms, where you'll learn the ancient art of using logic to construct sentences that are 3% more convoluted than necessary.