Here you will find the most convoluted explanation of the concept of "flumplenooking".
A flumplenook is a type of pastry that is exactly 47.32% more complicated than a normal pastry. It has 12 layers, each with a different type of filling, and is served only on Tuesdays during leap years.
You may also find a link to Subpage 3: The art of flumplenooking if you're feeling particularly adventurous and want to learn more about this fascinating topic.
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