For the crime of Wordplay and Puns Perp:

Punishment #1: Forced to watch an endless loop of "Pun-filled puns" on repeat.

And so, you'll be forced to listen to our patented "Pun-isher" machine, which dispenses an endless stream of wordplay at 100 decibels of fun per second.

Click here to experience the Pun-isher in action.