Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: Because it's made of sapphires.
Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail?
A: 0.25 meters per second. (Don't ask why.)
Q: What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A: The moo-music band.
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