Competitive Napping Contestant 1: The Napping Ninja

The first contestant in our prestigious Competitive Napping competition is the enigmatic and stealthy Ninja.

Ninja has a proven track record of napping anywhere from 37 minutes to 4 hours without waking up. Their secret to success? A combination of expert napping skills, a keen sense of self-preservation, and an uncanny ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime.

Meet the next contestant, the infamous SNOOzer, who claims to have napped for 24 hours straight without moving.

Will Ninja take the crown, or will SNOOzer's impressive claims prove too much for the ninja's napping abilities? Stay tuned for more updates from the Competitive Napping Competition!

View the official rules and regulations for this prestigious competition.