Here are the statistics for the esteemed Competitive Napping League, where the most accomplished nappers in the land gather to prove their mettle.
1. Nap Frequency: Average 4.7 naps per day
1. Most Likely to Fall Asleep at the Office: 9/10 (tie)
1. Eye Mask: 9/10 for sheer comfort
Stay tuned for more exciting updates from the Competitive Napping League!