Napping Statistics

Here are the statistics for the esteemed Competitive Napping League, where the most accomplished nappers in the land gather to prove their mettle.

Top Nappers by Frequency

1. Nap Frequency: Average 4.7 naps per day

Top Napping Spots

1. Most Likely to Fall Asleep at the Office: 9/10 (tie)

Best Napping Accessories

1. Eye Mask: 9/10 for sheer comfort

Stay tuned for more exciting updates from the Competitive Napping League!

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