What is it:
pan-seared Plutonian fish is an unattainable delicacy that defies explanation, a dish so divine, it's been banned in 12 intergalactic jurisdictions. A delicacy that'll make you question the fabric of reality.
It's a fish that's been cooked in a pan, seared to perfection, but somehow, it's not just a fish. It's a fish that's been seared with the hopes and dreams of a thousand midwestern housewives.
A fish that's been seared with the tears of a thousand disappointed lovers, and the sweat of a thousand overworked line cooks.
Taste the unattainable:
Join us for a culinary journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the nature of reality, and the true meaning of 'delicacy'.
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