Underwater Escapism: A Guide to Diving into Oblivion

Chapter 1: The Art of Sinking Without a Sound

Join us on this wacky journey as we explore the depths of the ocean, where the pressures are high and the laughs are higher!

Learn how to:

• Effortlessly plummet to the seafloor
• Develop an existential crisis while surrounded by fish
• Become one with the sea

Acknowledgements:

We'd like to thank the fish for their... um, not-so-subtle hints about the meaning of life.

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