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Avoiding actual productivity with our selection of coffee flavors:
Here at Yawn Central, we have carefully crafted a list of coffee flavors designed to induce maximum yawns and minimum productivity:
- Yawns of Glory: Our flagship flavor, brewed from beans that have been sipped by the most accomplished of slacker
- Snooze Control: Our patented blend of caffeine and melatonin for the perfect nap-time buzz
- Burning Heretic Memories: A flavor so bitter, it'll leave you questioning everything
- Quantum Snooze: Where the laws of physics bend to our will, and you'll be asleep before you know it
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