yawn-inducing-coffee-flavors

Avoiding actual productivity with our selection of coffee flavors:

Here at Yawn Central, we have carefully crafted a list of coffee flavors designed to induce maximum yawns and minimum productivity:

Yawns of Glory: Our flagship flavor, brewed from beans that have been sipped by the most accomplished of slacker
Snooze Control: Our patented blend of caffeine and melatonin for the perfect nap-time buzz
Burning Heretic Memories: A flavor so bitter, it'll leave you questioning everything
Quantum Snooze: Where the laws of physics bend to our will, and you'll be asleep before you know it