Teas for the Chronically Uninspired

We've got just what you need to stay awake, but not really engaged: a selection of teas that'll put you in a state of perpetual mild interest.

• Sleep Tea - For the sleep-deprived, yet somehow still awake individual.
• Insomni Tea - A soothing blend of herbs to calm your racing thoughts, but not actually help you sleep.
• Pretentious Earl Grey - A classic black tea for those who claim to be sophisticated, but secretly just want to watch cat videos all day.

Our Tea Recommendations

Don't take our word for it. Try them, but don't expect it to change your life.