Yawn Induction Techniques

Because adulting can be so exhausting...

Read a romance novel

Nothing says "I'm a functioning member of society" like reading a 1,000 page romance novel while eating Cheetos for breakfast.

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Watch paint dry

There's nothing more invigorating than observing the subtle nuances of paint curing in real-time. Try it for yourself!

Learn more about its profound effects on your soul

Listen to elevator music for hours

Because who needs human interaction, let alone actual music, when you can just listen to the same 10 minutes of elevator jazz on repeat?

Discover the psychological effects of sonic waterboarding