We propose a radical change in the break room: more yawn-inducing content.
Currently, our break room is a barren wasteland of beige walls and stale air. We aim to revolutionize the space into a haven of soporific bliss.
Key features include:
- More fluorescent lighting to make your eyes water
- A "Snooze Button" that plays a continuous loop of a gentle hum of a chainsaw
- A "Nap Zone" with an ergonomic chair that slowly rotates to face a blank wall
Join us in our crusade for more yawn-inducing content in the break room.
Or, you know, just go back to bed.