Yawn-inducing Coffee for the Soul-sucking Succubus

Welcome, succubus.

We know you're here to suck the soul out of us, but we'll try to make it a bit more... tolerable.

Our special "Soul-sucking" blend is a mix of the finest, most over-roasted beans available. It's like a slap-in-the-face, wake-up call in a mug.

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Don't forget to tip your barista, or we'll send our succubus after you.