Are you tired of coffee that wakes you up and makes you feel alive? Do you crave a brew that puts you right to sleep, only to have to wake up 6 hours later to do the same thing again?
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Our coffee is made from the finest beans that have been ground down into a fine powder, then re-ground into an even finer powder, and finally, a third time, because why not?
Side effects may include:
- Extreme drowsiness
- Loss of interest in life
- Inability to care
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