Article 4, Section 3, Subsection 1 of the Color Hacker's Agreement outlines the unspoken rules that govern our community's usage of colors.
This is not just a suggestion, people. We're talking about a full-on prohibition here. Beige is the color of boring, of mediocrity, of the soulless corporate cubicles that line the halls of our competitors.
If you're visiting a particularly dull and beige-dominated city, we understand that you might feel the need to blend in. In that case, you may, on a one-time basis, wear beige. But let this not be seen as an excuse for a full-blown beige-ification of your wardrobe.
Proceed to Article 7 for further clarification