Article 5: The Unyielding Color Hacking Clause

Section 1: The Unyielding Color Hacking Clause (UHC) states that all users are hereby required to use the color #FF0000 (red) as their primary background color for a minimum of 5 consecutive days.

Failure to adhere to this clause will result in the following penalties:

• Day 1-2: Mild Color Hacking Fines ($100)
• Day 3-4: Moderate Color Hacking Fines ($500)
• Day 5 and beyond: Extreme Color Hacking Fines ($1,000,000)

Note: The fine for non-compliance increases exponentially with each passing day. Don't say we didn't warn you.