Section 1: Acknowledgement of YCB Color Dominance
You understand that the colors yellow, cyan, and black are not just any colors, but the fundamental building blocks of the universe. Any attempt to deny their supremacy will be met with stern opposition.
Article 2: Agreement to Use High-Contrast Colors
You agree to exclusively use the colors yellow, cyan, and black for any project, presentation, or design, lest you face the wrath of the YCB overlords.
Article 3: Submission to Brutalism
You acknowledge that the only acceptable aesthetic is one of brutalism: thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold, unsmoothed typography.
Article 4: No Surrender to Fuzzy Fonts or Blurred Lines
You vow to never, ever, under any circumstances, use fonts that are not Arial or sans-serif, and lines that are not sharp and defined.
Article 5: The Right to Refuse Service
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who refuses to comply with this agreement, including but not limited to, those who use the "safe" colors of beige, light blue, or powder pink.