Team 1: The Unconventional Heroes

Team 1 was formed in the year 3056 to tackle the impossible. With a motto of "Dysfunctional Unity in the Face of Certain Doom", this group of misfits managed to achieve the unthinkable: they made their opponents cry.

• Mission 1: The Crying Game
• Mission 2: The Sorrowful Sack of the Fruits
• The Dark Depths of Team 1

For more on Team 1's exploits, visit our annex page.

Warning: The contents of this page have been known to cause excessive happiness, spontaneous laughter, and occasional existential dread.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive joy
• Uncontrollable smiling
• Temporary blindness to reality