Underachieving: The Year of Many Mistakes | Officially Not That Impressive | Officially Underachieving: The Sequel
In the first year, our team's underachieving tendencies were officially recognized by the powers that be. We managed to achieve a grand total of 2 goals, 3 assists, and 5 penalties in the annual "Achievement Bowl".
Our team captain, Bob, was awarded the "Golden Sarcophagus" for being the biggest underachiever of the year. He took it as a badge of honor, because, let's be real, who needs actual achievement when you can have a trophy?
To celebrate, we're hosting an "Underachievement Day" party on the field, complete with balloons, cake, and a ceremonial underachieving ceremony. Don't miss out on the fun!