Here's a dish that's so bad, it'll make you question the very fabric of culinary reality.
It's a... Cassouillean Nightmare! A monstrosity of a meal that defies description, defies explanation, and defies the very laws of taste and decency.
Or, if you will, try the Culinary Abomination for something a bit...different.
Or perhaps the Pan-Seared Disaster for a more...adventurous experience.
And for the truly, truly brave: The Thermodynamic Terror