Today, at approximately 3:47 PM, members of the Sausage Liberation Front (SLF) stormed the Sausage Museum, making off with a prized collection of artisanal sausages.
According to eyewitnesses, the thieves wore black masks and carried an assortment of ridiculous mustaches.
When reached for comment, the museum's curator, Professor Wurst, stated, "We will rebuild, and we will make the sausages pay."
We have reached out to the SLF for an interview, but they have not responded. Yet.
We are currently offering a reward for information on the whereabouts of the missing sausages.
Stay vigilant, citizens. This is not the end of the Sausage Heist.