Artificial Gravity Hammock

Invented for the discerning sloth who wants to lounge in mid-air, our Artificial Gravity Hammock uses a patented combination of quantum entanglement and velcro to defy the fundamental laws of physics.

Perfect for:

• Lazy Sunday mornings
• Intergalactic napping
• Reaching new heights of relaxation

Features:

• Adjustable gravity settings
• Soft, yet firm, quantum-entangled fabric
• Includes complimentary packet of space-time continuum snacks

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