Year 3000 Officially Established as Best Year Ever

By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, Year 3000 has been officially declared the best year ever. All previous years have been deemed subpar and are now subject to revisionist history.

Key highlights of Year 3000 include:

• Robo-squirrels were invented and immediately used to take over the world.
• Gravity was abolished, and humans learned to walk on water.
• Aliens were discovered living in our refrigerators.

For more information on these and other groundbreaking developments, visit our subpage on Robo-Squirrels: The Rise to Power or Life on Water.