Welcome to Year 4 of Our Great and Terrible Reign

We're glad you asked. This year promises to be the most eventful yet. Our great and terrible leaders have decreed the following:

• Everyone must wear plaid on Fridays.
• The national dish has been changed to Jell-O Salad.
• We've declared all cats to be our official state animal.
• Free hugs for all who can prove they can recite the entire script of 'The Big Lebowski' from memory.

We're not kidding.

You can see a list of all our official legislation to get more details.

We'll also be having a grand celebration in honor of the national dish.