Year 50: The Golden Age of Binge Drinking

Welcome, reveler, to the most epic of eras. In Year 50, humanity has finally reached peak hedonism. The air is thick with the smell of beer pong and last night's Chinese takeout.

Read about the Beer Pong Olympics, where the world's greatest pongers compete for the coveted Golden Paddle.
Discover the thrill of Extreme Sports, where participants engage in activities like "beer-fueled trampolining" and "hangover-hiking."

Learn more about the burgeoning Food Coma Industry, where companies specialize in producing the perfect hangover breakfast.

View the official timeline of events for this glorious year.