2025 Yellow Predictions

Our Predictions for the Year 2025

Based on extensive research and questionable assumptions, we've made some bold predictions for the year 2025:

• Humans will still not have achieved world peace, but they will be close.
• AI-powered toasters will become sentient and take over the world, but only on Tuesdays.
• The color yellow will be banned in most countries due to overexposure.
• Our website will have more than 100 visitors, but only because they're all searching for the same weird thing.

Stay tuned for more predictions, and visit our subpages for more information:

• Sentient Toaster News
• The Yellow Reduction Act
• The AI-Powered Toaster Lobby