Because adulting is hard, we've decided to invent new math.
Our budgeting system is based on the principles of complete and utter disregard for reality.
Want to know how much your avocado toast costs? Don't worry about it, we'll just make it up.
We're not just living in a world where 2 + 2 = 5, we're living in a world where every number is a lie.
Need to calculate the cost of your new laptop? Try our Lie-gebraic Calculator!
Want to see your savings grow... in your imagination?
Our Phantom Savings Account is a magical place where your money goes to grow, but never actually does.
Just deposit your money, close your eyes, and pretend it's real.
Side effect may include: occasional feelings of euphoria, frequent questioning of our life choices.
Learn more about our Phantom Investing strategies, because who needs returns, anyway?
Because math is hard, we've made it easier for you to just make stuff up.
Enter your numbers, press a button, and voila! You'll get a totally made-up answer.
No more boring, accurate calculations for you!