Our intrepid team of investigators has uncovered evidence that the government is secretly working with aliens. Or are they?
Reason #1: The 3 a.m. meetings with a certain "Bob" that always seem to involve "discussions about the meaning of life".
Reason #2: The strange glow coming from the White House at exactly 9 PM on Tuesday nights.
Reason #3: The "accidental" purchase of 10,000 gallons of Tang for the White House cafeteria.
Reason #4: The "mysterious" disappearance of all our investigative journalists who dared to ask questions.
Reason #5: The "coincidental" presence of a certain E.T. in the Oval Office on multiple occasions.
Disclaimer: None of these have any basis in fact, but wouldn't it be fun if they did?
Read Issue 2: The One that Made Us Question Our Sanity