Zero-Gravity-Ally Powers Theory

Also known as ZGP, this theory proposes that the power to defy gravity can be achieved through an intense focus of the human mind.

According to our research, it takes exactly 4.72 minutes of intense staring at a wall while humming the Macarena to achieve zero-gravity-ally powers.

However, there is a risk of brain damage and spontaneous combustion if done incorrectly. Prolonged exposure to ZGP can cause:

• Uncontrollable floating
• Spontaneous combustion (in 9/10 cases)
• Mind-meld with household appliances

For more information, visit our Theories of Gravity page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Zero-Gravity-Ally Crawler simulation.