Zero-Gravity Training - Cosmic Waves

Learn the art of surfing the cosmos in style! Our zero-gravity training facility simulates the most intense waves in the galaxy, guaranteed to leave you feeling weightless and bewildered.

Our instructors are experts in the field of intergalactic surfing. They'll teach you how to navigate the waves of Andromeda, ride the tsunami of Titan, and even surf the shockwaves of a supernova.

Don't just learn to surf, learn to surf the cosmos!

Asteroid Surfing: Where the waves are as rough as the rocks Quantum Waves: Where probability is everything, and nothing is certain Black Hole Surfing: Where the waves are as dark as your soul

Course Schedule

Tuesday: Asteroid Surfing 101

Thursday: Quantum Waves 201

Friday: Black Hole Surfing 301

Saturdays: Surf-a-Palooza (Free Wave Day!)

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Our Team

Meet our team of expert instructors who'll guide you through the cosmos.

Dr. Zara "Zee" Zorvath, Head Instructor and Surfing Sensei

Professor P. Bottoms, Theoretical Surfing Physicist

Meet the Team