Zero-Gravity Surfing 101

Welcome, gullible astronaut-in-training, to the most epic adventure in the cosmos! Zero-Gravity Surfing is not for the faint of heart, but we're willing to give it a shot.

First, you'll need to find a reliable space-surfboard. Don't bother, we've got one right here:

Next, learn the basics:

Zero-Gravity Surfing 201

This is where things start to get real. Learn how to ride the waves of space, avoid getting lost in the cosmos, and don't eat the space-rats (trust us on that one).