6:00 AM: Wake up, put on spacesuit.
6:30 AM: Breakfast in zero-gravity kitchen. (Pancakes, anyone?)
7:00 AM: Morning meditation session with zero-gravity yoga instructor.
8:00 AM: Mandatory spacewalk for all crew members.
12:00 PM: Lunch break. Today's special: "Space-Goulash" (a dish made from freeze-dried ice cream and recycled space debris).
1:00 PM: Meeting with Space-Agency-6 (SA-6) to discuss budget cuts.
3:00 PM: Science experiment time! Today's experiment: "How many rubber chickens can fit in a spacesuit compartment?"
See tomorrow's schedule for more thrilling adventures!
Meet the Alpha Crew and learn about their fascinating space-suit preferences.
Don't forget to bring your spacesuit to today's events. We can't have you floating away with a messy shirt!
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