Are you tired of the same old ironing techniques? Want to take your space-age laundry game to the next level? Look no further than the Slingshot Method!
Developed by renowned space-ironing expert, Zara "Zee" Lee, this technique uses a combination of high-velocity spin and gravitational waves to remove wrinkles in as little as 3.5 seconds per garment.
But don't just take Zee's word for it! Watch this video to see the Slingshot Method in action:
Side effects of using the Slingshot Method may include: temporary orbital loss, spontaneous combustion, and a strong desire to wear pleated pants.
Consult your local space-physician before using the Slingshot Method.