We're glad you asked! In a world filled with injustice, inequality, and questionable life choices, the Zero-Gravity Justice League is here to provide a safe haven for those who've had it up to here (© with the regular justice system). Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated heroes will provide you with the justice you deserve, minus the gravity.
We handle the usual: petty theft, grand theft, theft of the grand sort, cat-napping, and the occasional theft of a good Wi-Fi signal. But don't worry, our team is equipped with top-of-the-line, high-tech, gravity-defying gadgets to catch even the slipperiest of thieves.
We're always looking for highly skilled, highly motivated individuals who are not afraid to take a leap of faith (literally). Just fill out our application form, and if you're selected, we'll provide you with a complimentary zero-gravity suit, a lifetime supply of space snacks, and the chance to make a real difference in the lives of the oppressed.
Why not? We're the good guys! (Mostly.) Our team of highly trained, highly qualified, and slightly unhinged heroes will do everything in their power to keep you safe and secure in the face of danger. (But no promises, really.)
Learn more about our mission profiles and see if you have what it takes to join our team!