Zero-Gravity Justice League: The League's About Us
Our motto is "Justice in a world where physics no longer apply."
We are a group of highly trained, highly motivated, and slightly unhinged vigilantes who patrol the cosmos in search of injustice, and also just for the thrill of weightlessness.
Our roster includes:
- Superman 9000 - The original superhero of the team, with the ability to fly, super strength, and a penchant for 80s rock music.
- Lynx Queen - A skilled martial artist and ninja, with the ability to teleport and an affinity for all things feline.
- Chrono Boomer - A time-traveling, reality-bending master of the space-time continuum, with a questionable understanding of personal boundaries.
- Bullet Catcher 3000 - A cyborg assassin with a 99% chance of catching bullets mid-air, and a 100% chance of making poor life choices.
- Justice Panda - A giant, cuddly panda bear with a taste for justice and a love of snacks.
Together, we are the defenders of the universe, and the universe's worst nightmare.
Visit our press page for more information on our heroic deeds and questionable personal lives.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our secret identity menu for a chance to discover your own hidden superpowers.