Gravitational Good Cop
In a universe where justice is a many-splendored thing, the Gravitational Good Cop is here to save the day! Or, at least, to save the galaxy.
With our patented Gravitational Good Cop technology, we can pull the bad guys towards the good guys in no time. It's like having a cosmic armadillo's tail, but instead of pulling you towards a burrow, we'll pull you towards a court of law and order.
Want to see our technology in action? Click here to watch our demo reel.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to sign up for our Gravitational Good Cop training program. We promise not to pull you towards a black hole.
But wait, there's more! Click here to join our Zero-Gravity Justice League and help us keep the cosmos in order.