Planet Zorgon-6: The Epicenter of Interplanetary Injustice

Where the bravest of warriors flee at the sight of a mild breeze, and the most cunning of rogues are reduced to mere sniveling cowards.

Home to the infamous 'Zorgon-6 Shuffle': a dance so embarrassing, it's been banned from intergalactic competition.

Visit:

• Planetary Puny Prophets - Our resident seers who predict the most dire of outcomes, all of which are inevitably wrong.
• Zero-Gravity Gym - Where our brave (but not actually brave) athletes train for the 'Zorgon-6 Shuffle' competition.
• Zorgon-6 Zoo - Housing the most timid of creatures from across the galaxy, all of whom are secretly plotting against their human oppressors.

Don't forget to try our special 'Cowardly's Cosmic Cakes' at the local 'Bistro of the Timid'!