Asteroid Arcade - The Most Unreliable Space Lawyers

Welcome to the most unorthodox law firm in the galaxy. Our lawyers are experts in the art of getting you out of trouble, but only if they feel like it.

Browse our services:

• Interstellar Divorce Lawyers
• Identity Theft in Space: Because Who Needs Integrity in the Cosmos?
• Asteroid Naming Disputes: We'll Take Your Name, and Your Money

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Our Story: Because Who Needs a Real Lawyer Bio When You Have a 4-Paragraph Novel?

Or, if you're feeling really reckless:

Contact Us: We'll Ignore Your Message, Unless We Feel Like Responding