Welcome, space traveler! Please be aware that the following is a binding agreement between you, the astronaut, and the Intergalactic Union of Space Lawyers (IUSL). By proceeding into the vast expanse, you acknowledge that you're aware of, and agree to, the following:
1. You'll not sue us for "space-sickness" due to zero-gravity toilet experiences.
2. You'll not claim "space-rage" damages for lost space-snacks in the cargo hold.
3. You'll not hold us liable for "spaced-out" navigation errors resulting in planetary detour.
By signing below, you're acknowledging that space travel is a choice, but also a choice with many, many disclaimers. Sign below to continue or escape to our escape plan page for more information on how to leave without penalty.