Subspace Forecasts | Asteroid Accidents

Warning: The following information is not intended for actual use. Please do not attempt to navigate a zero-gravity space station without proper training.

Asteroid Accident Statistics

According to our research, 97.42% of all asteroid accidents occur within a 3-foot radius of a space station's airlock. We can't stress this enough: do not attempt to navigate a zero-gravity space station without proper training.

Causes of Accidents

Farting in Zero-G (43.21%)
Failing to Wear Safety Helmets (21.15%)
Underestimating the Power of Space Junk Food (15.34%)

Preventing Accidents: Tips and Tricks

Don't be a statistic! Follow our expert advice:

Wear a safety helmet at all times.
Use a tether when navigating zero-gravity environments.
Never, ever, ever attempt to eat a Space-Rancher in zero gravity.

More zero-G safety tips

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